Thursday, December 10, 2009

MISSING: LY

The second day I was on my new work bike Uptoon someone brazenly scratched the LY off of my Surly on the drive side down tube, leaving me with SUR. This act of defacing of my property will not be taken lightly. In an effort to keep up with the American passion for escalating revenge I plan to catch the perpetrator at all costs, no matter how many innocent I take down in the process. When I find you and I will, you will then be rendered by overwhelming force and technology to the nearest Tattoo Parlor. Once there I will strap you down, duct tape your eyes and mouth then without your consent LY will be inked over your heart in the exact same size to scale that it was on my down tube before your juvenile effort. That way for the rest of your life my LY will be over your heart, the pump that keeps your vandalizing machine going. Only then will justice be done. Action Reaction...

Was it you Swazy with your ubiquitous all knowing presence and correct grammar usage?? or perhaps it was the perpetual sleeping Bummicus Comicus...both suspects loiter at the same Coffee House.
Who ever you are...you better start sleeping with one eye open because I am hunting you.

4 comments:

Arleigh said...

If it was me I would of scratched off the SU, not the LY

so you'll be riding and RLY!

Boots said...

IF IT WAS ME, THE FRAME WOULD BE A PIECE OF CINDER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! GETTEM!

Billy Fehr said...
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Billy Fehr said...

Ars-check out www.ars.com and you woulda never done it.
Boots-Machine Gun Style.