Raise your glass, ceramic mug or styro!
Here is to,
One the Pro Racer in black and green Kit
the other a messenger not quite as fit
Road Racers are always watching what they eat
for this toast Diego chose a Rice Crispy Treat
The Road Racer trains 600miles a week
while the messenger laments, "The Future looks Bleak"
Carbon Fiber end to end make the Racer's bike light
Old Steel and no sponsor the messenger's weighty plight
Good Looks in Road Racing is definitely required
the messenger's appearance is not that inspired
Cadence and Watts are always in the Racer's mind
a heart rate monitor on the messenger you will not find
For a mechanical the Racer has a Team Car
in the same situation the messenger walks to the bar
The Road Racer usually gets all the Ladies
no doubt because the messenger is stuck in the 80's
Sure those Road Racers are completely elite
but in the end we ride the same Streets
Here is to us and to you, those who like bikes!