Friday, March 12, 2010

PATRICK SWAZEY LIVES

Uptoon the other day I spotted veteran CMA courier and numerical genius Swazey at the local coffee house on Tyrone. For those of you reading toonday's Post can you guess what this dedicated courier operator is doing with his down time in between jobs? * Participation in this random Friday quiz excludes Swazey himself who openly admits that he cannot get through a line of my crap without feeling like the world his about to end with the explosion of his cranium.

Swazey is:

A. Staying Mentally alert by playing a new game that he has recently invented that is a combination Cross Word & Sudoku Puzzle. That's right words and numbers. Even though I am not sure he has figured out the rules yet he seems to enjoy the challenge.

B. Making a hand written list in pencil of those people in his life that are less intelligent than he is. The list is long, I can assure you that I am on it at least twice.

C. Listening to Bike Shop Girl's interview with Marla Streb Podcast #4 on the strange futuristic blue tooth wrap around thing plugged into his skull halo style that is connected without wires to his crackberry hand held transmitter sitting on the table to his right.

D. Drawing plans for an Olympic sized swimming pool filled with Starbucks' Pike in his back yard.

E. Ordering a new pair of sunglasses.

1 comment:

Patrick said...

Dearest BillFehr,
Swayze is not spelled the way you spell it, if in fact you are interested in spelling it the way "nobody puts Baby in a corner" spells it. Needless to say, I stopped reading that one REALLY early.