Thursday, July 22, 2010

Creepy Mail Delivered

BICYCLE MESSENGER MINUTES:

As you may or may not remember, last January one of my morning mail runs revealed that Victoria is not so secret after all. Since that day I have been looking down into that tub on my bars each morning in search of a clue, a ray of light that would lead me to unlock the mysterious secrets of this ever expanding Universe.

The other morning before I even had the chance to look down I felt little beady eyes scoping me out from within the confines of the US Mail Tub. When I looked down rolling I screamed like a six year old, swerved the bike into and out of the gutter then pulled myself together.
Gadzooks! Are you seeing this?

1 comment:

TheMutt said...

Yeah, that is definitely creepy. If I saw that while I was riding, I probably would have crashed. The little fashion-oriented voodoo hiker doll would have laughed too.


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