Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Jiffy Lube Bail OUT

3 out of 5 of my morning Stay Alives last week were eerily quiet and in the gray density of warm rain. There was no wait at the Jiffy Lube all week. I think that Mr. Obama should continue with the perpetual campaign promise of Change not Change by federalizing Jiffy Lube. I mean it is obvious to me that 5 guys were standing around doing nothing on the clock of such a fine Corporation except hiding around the back of the building to avoid having their picture made by the crazy guy on the bike. So, don't they need their Jail Term Bail Out and does not the American people deserve to take a tax ownership of such a fine entity like Jiffy Lube? I think that we have to keep this thing going with all the cash or Middle Eastern gas available to throw at the problem so that we can get five more yards down the field by this time tomorrow. Change. The name Jiffy goes right along with how I feel about this great American life, Jiffy, like Jiffy Pop. Maybe Jiffy Lube and Jiffy Pop would combine forces under the newly appointed Federal Jiffy Czar(Male Monarch or Emperor). The new Jiffy Czar and former AIG Executive VP who just finished the ranch flavored tax cash bonus of his 4 million was quoted as being "Happy" to be back at work. This move will allow for the rebuilding of sustainable oil changes(including Ladies Day 8 bucks off getting a little sweeter by going up to 8.50) and cheap pop corn which is what we are all needing as we spin on the surface of the earth into the future. I see you peeking around the corner waiting for your Bail Out, don't worry the Change not Change is coming whether you want it to or not.

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